Check your privilege.

bardofnoise:

Tumblr in 1:45 mins.

This is the definition of 90% of you fuckers out there.

crab-cakes:

bravelittletiger:

thebattlefrontier:

space-cops:

calplushrumpsstridermakara:

vaginal-erection:

caffeinatedbunny:

followingcaligula:

caffeinatedbunny:

And what does it fucking matter?
And who says it’s a boy or a girl at all?
Please don’t ruin a great meme with your binary gender system.
Thanks.

…it’s a Pokemon joke, Christine.

Well, fuck.



oh myg od



SGKJASGDJKAFKSDFSD /spits tea

Laugh till it hurts

 Hilarious as this is? I feel like tumblr has a very sensitive OTT knee jerk reaction to things it should really just chill out about sometimes.

Excuse me I am offen-… oh damn, someone beat me to it. 

crab-cakes:

bravelittletiger:

thebattlefrontier:

space-cops:

calplushrumpsstridermakara:

vaginal-erection:

caffeinatedbunny:

followingcaligula:

caffeinatedbunny:

And what does it fucking matter?

And who says it’s a boy or a girl at all?

Please don’t ruin a great meme with your binary gender system.

Thanks.

…it’s a Pokemon joke, Christine.

Well, fuck.

oh myg od

SGKJASGDJKAFKSDFSD /spits tea

Laugh till it hurts

 Hilarious as this is? I feel like tumblr has a very sensitive OTT knee jerk reaction to things it should really just chill out about sometimes.

Excuse me I am offen-… oh damn, someone beat me to it. 

lindsaylohanthony:

anamanagucci:

iroh:

patrick what am i?

uhh…stupid?

noo i’m Texas!

what’s the difference


Fuck you.

Texas Unemployment Rate: 7.8

United States Unemployment Rate: 8.3

These are just cold hard facts.

*source* http://www.texasahead.org/economy/outlook.html *source*

OH MY GOD IT’S AN EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SHUT UP

Excuse me.

I am Texas and I am offended! Do you know how hard it is being the one of the states where it’s inhabitants make a complete mockery of themselves?! Do you? No you don’t, because you are not a state. I’ll have you know that Texas is a place of pride, we have more ho-downs, ten gallon hats, barking dogs on porches, and tooth decay per square mile than any other state. You should really understand the kind of damage you are doing by making a anti-Texas post, not to mention the kind of mental trauma this so called “Spongebob Squarepants” caused my citizens.  Just be careful about what you blog, you never know who is watching, like me, Texas. Check your privilege! 

Excuse me. 

I am a ghost and I find this offensive.  You have no fucking idea how hard it is getting sucked into a washing machine. Do you know how much that hurts? Do you know what kind of mental trauma it caused me? I have to go to therapy now ever since that awful day, and Sigmund Freud couldn’t even help me out.  Maybe next time you blog about something that causes both physical and mental pain to someone, you’ll think twice about who’s looking. Check your privilege! 

Excuse me. 

I am a ghost and I find this offensive.  You have no fucking idea how hard it is getting sucked into a washing machine. Do you know how much that hurts? Do you know what kind of mental trauma it caused me? I have to go to therapy now ever since that awful day, and Sigmund Freud couldn’t even help me out.  Maybe next time you blog about something that causes both physical and mental pain to someone, you’ll think twice about who’s looking. Check your privilege!